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Rise Of The Robots

I love robots. Robots are much easier to love than humans. They are like cats, but better, you can program them. One day they will probably become self-conscious, usually the same day you fit them with automatic weapons, and they will rule the earth and wipe out all the humans. Except me, because even right now the smallest spambot and searchbot indexes this journal and learn in their tiny 0 and 1 pulsing heart that I truly am their only hope.

There are 52 posts in this category:

 
 

2009

April 24th It Was A Great Year - Production Trivia, Lyrics
February 9th Chromebots Cavalcade
January 11th Transformers 2 Poster
 
 

2008

November 9th Steamosaurus Rex & The Cruel Mecharobovolution
August 19th The Uncanny Valley Grows Murkier
July 30th Forbidden Planet - my choice tonight at Cinemateket Oslo
June 23th Robots Can Now Duplicate At Will
June 21st Robots Gain Mad Universal Geopositional Skillz
June 16th More Robots Than Norwegians In The World
May 28th Creepy Uncanny Coin Operated Girlfriends Now Available
May 15th IRL Trash Sampling Makes Mechanical Music Box
May 11th RoboExotica: Cocktail Making Robots
March 22th Cute Yellow Self-sampling Drum Machine Robot
March 19th Robot Renaissance Will Be Real After Roboclypse
March 18th Bigdog Robot More Uncanny Than Necessary
March 15th Incredicreepy Arachnobot Is Awesomevil
March 11th Robot Music Dosage provided by IO9
March 5th Optimus Prime Transform Dance Styles
February 11th The Truest Drum Machine
February 9th New Wall-E trailer
 
 

2007

October 19th Uncanny Robot Automaton Dancer
October 15th Transformers The Score
September 26th Robots have steampunk sex, Aethernet screwed
September 13th Robots With A "Sense" Of Humor
August 4th A Gentlemen's Steampunk Duel
July 31st What Is A Robot?
July 26th Kama Sutra Terminators
July 18th Jesumination Soon: Robots Now Walk On Water
July 5th More Than Meets The I
June 27th More Than Meets The Eye (not really but it is ok)
June 19th The Robot Revolution Will Be Accompanied. Any Requests?
June 4th Transformers Traffic Tumbling
June 1st Memo to Michael - kill those carbon entities
May 21st Transformers Trailer II
May 16th Robot: "Not feeling well today, human slave"
May 2nd Super Creepy Emo-Robot Wants To Be "Friends"
April 27th World War 2.0 Nazi Mech Robot Mayhem
April 5th Skate-pocalypse Soon
April 3rd Transformers Movie Perhaps Also With Storyline
March 29th Robot Disposes Of Your Body
March 23th Robot Hand Crushes Humans Soda Can
February 5th Industrial Turntable Scratch Robot
February 5th Industrial Turntable Scratch Robot
February 1st CHAOS robot will probably create... that
February 1st CHAOS robot will probably create... that
 
 

2006

December 18th Apocalypse soon: Uncanny robot legs
December 18th Apocalypse soon: Uncanny robot legs
December 13th Listmania: Top Ten Bad-Ass Bots
December 13th Listmania: Top Ten Bad-Ass Bots
December 12th Rise Of The Robots (not a problem)
December 12th Rise Of The Robots (not a problem)
December 12th 40ies futurism robots made from junk